Epic monologue last night. Apparently Mexicans are dying because people want weed. How this association came about, I’ll probably never know. Maybe it’s because it’s not happening? Or maybe because it came from Amsterdam? This is some serious shit though. Maybe I’m just naive to what’s going on? Either way, if everyone else in the room is speechless, half the room is trying waaay too hard to keep from laughing in your face, I can’t look you in the face or stop rolling my eyes because you’re an idiot who just needed to shut the fuck up, and your friends had to apologize to us after for bringing you, maybe you should learn to just shut the fuck up because you kind of ruined everyone’s fun, or maybe you just gave us all something to laugh about later…