August 2011
2 posts
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I’m almost done packing for my 10 week trip to Germany and I still have some space left in my luggage as well as 15 lbs left to spare. I’m so proud of me! :)
Curious...
They say that pets and their owners tend to resemble each others’ look and personalities. After my first term interning at a small animal vet hospital, I’ve noticed that a lot of the other cats’ eyes get pretty big and round, whether or not they’re excited or calm. My two cats’ eyes never get this big and I wonder if it has something to do with me being their...
June 2011
1 post
Top 5 reasons I should wear my glasses
5) So I can recognize people’s faces when they wave at me from far away.
4) To be able to see what my face really looks like.
3) To see the beautiful California scenery in real.
2) To read the drink menu/specials behind the bar counter.
1) To read the street signs telling me it’s one-way traffic going in the opposite direction.
March 2011
3 posts
"Part of Your World"
How do you know when you’ve found love? Maybe it’s the comfort you find in each others’ arms, in each others’ hearts that just makes it so easy. How convenient it is to help each other and how well it works out for the both of you. How much you enjoy teaching and learning from each other. How well you mesh affectionately, intellectually, socially, and so much more. How much...
Shit Happens
In the same month, I lost my dog, my boyfriend is leaving the country, and now one of my best friends is moving to a different state. As shitty as my life is right now, I could feel more sad. So I’m glad that I’m not completely depressed. I have a new kitty in my life, I know I will see my best friend again, and for almost everything else there’s Skype. And if that doesn’t...
January 2011
4 posts
Spring Bad Luck
All year around I have my share of good luck and bad luck. However, I’ve noticed a trend that my luck tends to monumentally get worse every spring. Right now, I feel more lost with my life than ever and the only thing that seems to be going right will end in two months…
Go Figure
Usually when shit happens, people get depressed and feel like drinking. Shit happened and now I feel like giving up alcohol altogether.
You know you’re surrounded by good friends when they can tell the instant that something is wrong and they stay the extra 10 minutes just to make sure you’re okay. :)
2011
My New Year’s Resolution is to spend less money on alcohol than I do food. So far, I’m succeeding by about $3. :P
December 2010
2 posts
GTFO!
In case you didn’t notice. No one likes you. You’re a dirty whore and annoying as fuck. Stop using my friends to pretend like you have any. They’re MY friends and the only reason that any of them attempt trying to be friends with you is because they thought we were. Please leave me alone and get the fuck out of this country already. No one wants you here.
Dear Pregnant Bitch,
You finally gave birth a few weeks ago. Now that that damn baby is out, could you not walk so heavy? Or at least not fucking wake up at 5 in the morning everyday? It’s kind of annoying for the people who live below you. Seriously…
November 2010
1 post
My First Time
It was my first time yesterday. I’ve been rejected by three others before and was beginning to think that this would never happen. She was experienced and knew what she was doing. She kept reassuring me that everything would be fine. I trusted her. She finally took it from me and I was happy as clams.
My name is Vickie and I’m a blood donor. =]
October 2010
2 posts
What the fuck is wrong with people? Seriously… You’re 20 years old. Get the fuck over it and over yourself. Grow some years before you think. You’re just a kid, you don’t know anything. You think sulking and hanging on to things help? Well, you’re wrong. Just have some fuckie fuckie, you’ll feel better.
So Much Effort...
It’s a little bit over a week into the new school year. Time to meet people, create friendships/relationships, and figure out who you can and can’t trust, all while dealing with school, work, family, money, and all the drama that comes with living.
Sometimes you have friends that don’t get along and then you are forced to choose sides at the same time as trying not to. Sometimes...
July 2010
4 posts
INTARWEBZ
What’s the purpose of the internet? To keep in touch with friends and family members? To share stories and photos with loved ones? No, clearly it’s so that people can find out as much as they want about you without actually having to see or talk to you. Creepy? Yes, but I knew what I was getting into when I first created internet accounts and proceeded to post stuff about me and the...
WTF??
Epic monologue last night. Apparently Mexicans are dying because people want weed. How this association came about, I’ll probably never know. Maybe it’s because it’s not happening? Or maybe because it came from Amsterdam? This is some serious shit though. Maybe I’m just naive to what’s going on? Either way, if everyone else in the room is speechless, half the room is...
On days like these, I miss my mg...
Everyone is at work right now. My back and elbow still hurt from a drunk Tuesday night. There’s sooo much gossip to talk about. I’m hungry. I want to have a lunch date at Foster Freeze and then hang out at Target after. I need to hang out with the most sane person I know, so that I don’t lose my own sanity. It’s summer time and hot outside and I want to go to the beach.
You know those people who obsess over everything you do because maybe their lives just aren’t exciting enough? Those ones who constantly talk just to hear their own voice. They think they’re being funny but no one in the room laughs or even pays attention, so they deliver a short burst of awkward laughter but still no one cares. Yeah, those ones. They’re annoying as fuck, but I...
June 2010
1 post
Asshole Drivers
If you are going to suddenly nig-sweep three lanes over, make sure I’m not in the second lane first! Jackass…
May 2010
13 posts
Hungry Hungry Hippo
I am a hungry hungry hippo.
For the past three weeks, I’ve been eating every three hours trying to gain weight. My starting weight was 105lbs. My goal was to get to at least 110lbs and stay there so that I can give blood. I weighed myself three days ago and I was 111lbs. I weighed myself again today, I’m 106lbs.
Ugh! These are the struggles of my life…
My Ekphrastic Poem
My teacher thinks this poem is really good. Little does she know I started writing it an hour before it was due. Either I’m naturally good at poetry or poetry is just a joke.
Moon to Dove
By Vickie Chaimanont
I see you in the shadows of my dark sky.
Your big black eyes glisten at me.
The paint runs and you scream tears.
Tears of loneliness, tears of comfort.
You erect...
My Villanelle
The Breeze Below
By Vickie Chaimanont
I watch the ripples of my dress flow.
It moves with the wind like tree branches sway.
I stand still to feel the breeze below.
The cool, calm air comes fast and leaves slow.
Colors blend from blue to gold, green to gray.
I watch the ripples of my dress flow.
The sky is clear, the grass freshly mowed.
The weather so nice, I want it to stay.
...
Fixie Fag'd
I remember a time when I was one of only two fixie girls in Davis. Now I’m one in like 300… not as cool =( At least I’m the only one who can say they’ve done the Davis Swirl in flip flops and still kept up with the guys. Suck it posers!
My bike is still sexy!
Slow Walkers n the sich
You know when you’re walking in a decent sized crowd of people and you’re trying to walk with purpose, but the person directly in front of you just stops for no good reason or is just crawling along? Slower traffic to the right, maybe? Or just get the fuck out of my way, please. Thanks!
Deal Breaker Questions
When you first meet someone, it may be difficult to start up a conversation. If you don’t have something thoroughly interesting to say to each other, chances are nothing further will happen beyond the first encounter. There are plenty of common conversation starting questions that get asked probably too much. If you have go-to questions, you’re probably not all that interesting to...
“I love the single life, but I’d give it up any day for that special...”
“If you’ve never been truly sad, how do you know you’ve ever been...”
Endless Hugs
When I said I’d give you endless hugs, I meant that if you ran into me again this weekend then you can get another hug, not hug me for five minutes straight on the spot. At least I got a really cool necklace out of it. Hope to not run into you again! creeper…
"cause it hurts ur brains"
Studying sucks…
I’m too excited for Whole Earth Festival to care about school this week.
Bad week to have a midterm… =(
T-Fag
Dear Terrell Howens,
In case you didn’t notice, you and I are not on speaking terms anymore. This means that you should not be showing up at my apartment, let alone with your dumbass “non-gf”. Do it again and I swear I’ll punch both your faces in. This means both my Davis homes, too. Get your own life and get the fuck out of mine!
<3 Vickie
That Mutha F***a
The jackass bartender at G-Pub tried to charge me $118.50 for three drinks. I was drunk and still caught that shit. That mutha fucka.
April 2010
6 posts
2am Thoughts
I have a group presentation to give in 2 days. I’ve been letting down my group… sorry. I promise to deliver when the time comes.
I’ve been saying these words all month: “I wish I could do college without all the school work.”
Sometimes I feel like the things I do cause me to lose people who are important to me. I ditch hanging out with old friends to hang out...
Easy Living
Being a girl makes almost everything in life easier. By default, we are biologically the weaker and possibly the dumber sex, therefore we can get away with being wrong or less self-sufficient without being judged as harshly for it. Everyone who knows me well enough knows that I am probably one of the strongest girls they have ever met, despite my size. But sometimes I get lazy, so I get guys to...
Bikez r fer kewl kidz only!
The most unattractive thing about a bike: a loose chain.
If you’re going to be a true fixie fag, learn to tighten that shit up!
(my bike! =])
Change
One of my biggest pet peeves is when someone changes their opinion or part of who they are solely because they subconsciously need to conform to the likeness of other people. Figure out who the fuck you are and stick to it.
Change can be a good thing, if you have a sucky personality.
Hiii! =]
Gotta scat! Byeee! =]